this is how we like to do it in the murder scene

For every correction I get on this post another pepper hostage dies

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

The e in email stands for evil mail

I love my stupid loser guy haircut I wake up every day looking like I'm gonna go play guitar in some mediocre 2000s alt rock band I don't even nee dto style it or anything. everyone should do whatever they want to their hair forever

if you spoke to lestat or louis about your pain, they would say, "your pain? what about MY pain?" but if you spoke about your pain to armand he would say "let me lobotomize you and you will never feel pain again." he has a solution-based mindset and we could all learn from him.

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

my foot hanging off the bed i don't even care anymore just let the monster take me ...