this is how we like to do it in the murder scene

fuck of desitel friday

@ralfmaximus

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

i would be nothing without 3,000 - 17,000 songs

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god