this is how we like to do it in the murder scene

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

I love that vince gilligan isn't even from Albuquerque and didn't live near there until he was making shows about it. he's like a weeabo for New Mexico specifically

fuck of desitel friday

@ralfmaximus

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

i would be nothing without 3,000 - 17,000 songs

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod