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I need 12

why did you not tag me in this you slore @genericusername37

I have used Pooh Case for emphasis my entire life..

What about y'all'd've'd? (you all would have had)

sir yalldahad's questing takes him to the tower of babel

wait i just remembered this movie and i need a tim blake nelson feature of sir yalldahad's adventures STAT

seeing dolce & gabbana attempt to play at form and silhouette was really just so disappointing. why are you even trying. iris van herpen is right there. if you wanted to have an interesting fall collection based on the history and the architecture and the art styles of Catholic Rome, you should have let Guo Pei or Iris Van handle it for you. go back to doing your boring suits. at least i wouldnt have to feel obligated to even attempt to consider your artistic merits as a house. thanks be to god that there won't be another alta collection for another year. i hope the new pope has opinions about this

I’m sorry OP but “i'm going to paint a fresco of Saint Sebastian with my tongue after i eat out the arrow wounds i'm going to inflict upon whoever had the gall to make an haute couture collection about Catholicism boring” is one of the best sentences I’ve ever read.

ive never done anything wrong so if you dont like me its probably because youve got an impure heart

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

reports are coming in that she is now burning said bridge

I believe parents of unvaccinated children who die from measles should be paraded through American towns so people can throw rotten tomatoes at them. It may be medieval of me but then, so is letting your children die because you believe autism demons live in syringes.

tumblr leftists being surprised to see middle aged white women with signs or hats saying "deny defend depose" really reinforces for me that tumblr leftists don't actually talk to people lmao. like I did a lot of canvassing as a teenager and you know who the best most reliable political organizers are? middle aged women. you know who's bloodthirsty after watching rachel maddow every night and sharing HuffPo articles on facebook? middle aged women. maybe sheryl from iowa who's been voting religiously for democrats for the past thirty years IS more hardcore than you, tumblr user who did a write-in "protest vote." what are you going to do about that.

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude