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The censored version of super graphic ultra modern girl that plays at my workplace is actually superior because they censor the word “fugly” so Chappell just goes “He was wearing these……. Jeans.” and it sounds way more devastating
i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.
The mileage on this one is totally normal Elrond. Hey speaking of can I park him here for a while
h/t to @namasteinside for the lol
In "Unfinished Tales" there's a section where the Fellowship gets Gandalf to tell his side of the story about how he recommended Bilbo to Thorin's company and this is literally how it went down:
There were just so many great additions to this post that I had to put them all in one place.
if y’all hated the last tapestry I made I got something even better. happy pride!
also didn’t block this one so don’t even ask
(link to the chart)
That's okay, they'll fucking block it for you.
I'm so sorry.

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(D20: Neverafter)
15‑year-old boy steals public bus and drives more than 100 kilometers to take his girlfriend to school
Ein 15-Jähriger stiehlt in Wiesbaden einen Linienbus und fährt über 100 Kilometer bis Karlsruhe. Dort holt er seine 14 Jahre alte Freundin a
This trip to school was anything but ordinary: A 15-year-old stole a public bus and drove it over 100 kilometers. His goal: to take his girlfriend to school.
A 15-year-old boy from Mainz stole a public bus in Wiesbaden and drove it through rush-hour traffic for over 100 kilometers to Karlsruhe. There, he picked up his 14-year-old girlfriend at her home to take her to school.
According to the police, the boy had stolen the bus early Friday morning from the premises of a public transportation company. He reportedly opened the vehicle without using force and started it with a master key.
The bus was noticed to be missing late
"We don't know how he got hold of the keys or why he was able to drive the bus so well," said a police spokeswoman. It is also unclear why he drove his 14-year-old girlfriend to school in this unusual—and unauthorized—manner.
The disappearance of the bus, which had just been filled up with fuel the night before, was noticed at 6:00 a.m. Since it was initially assumed that a bus driver had taken the wrong bus, the incident was not reported to the police until around noon.
Teenager faces charges of theft
The investigation then led to Karlsruhe, where a police patrol spotted the bus around noon. Shortly before that, the 15-year-old had picked up his girlfriend.
The teenager now faces charges of theft and driving without a license. The police took him to his parents or guardians. The bus was undamaged, and no one was injured.
I sort of don't know how to respond to cute academia content on my feed. People are going to grad school! Leaning things! Yay!
I don't wanna be a huge bummer, and learning really is so much fun!
But I'm like this withered bitter crone over in the corner mumbling to myself about evil and heartbreak and wishing the children knew to save themselves from my fate
okay yay. I made a million mistakes but I get it now. small bird 🙂↕️
mindset-altering sentence.
image in op: a lace square with a a bird and some small flowers on it /end description

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fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.
you know i think the fact that friends and enemies autocorrected to this and i didn't notice is reason enough i should sleep
L'Art et la mode, no. 5, vol. 18, 30 janvier 1897, Paris. Vêtements de demi-saison. Dessin de M. de Solar. Bibliothèque nationale de France
RIP to the legend
This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!
I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:
He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.
Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.
Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.
When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.
Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.
Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.
As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.
His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."
Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.
Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.
This is Progress
Happy Pride!
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

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When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*
HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!
The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!