get more bisexual right now

always gags me how nhlers wear their little 'property of' practice jerseys during the offseason when they meet up to train. they're all just dogs and these jerseys are a kind of collar

i understand many many people would like to see jbenn retire and/or just not re-sign with the stars specifically even if just because everyone's thinking too much about the cap & one contract off the books is a little more money to spend on mav & robo etc etc etc. but i feel like realistically you can't Expect jbenn to leave while tyler's still under contract. because i do think tyler will not let him leave while they're both still able to run it back together. you know. i remember tyler mythologizing their joint history with this team by saying 'we have a great opportunity in front of us to prove a lot of people wrong' during the 2020 run. so on and so forth.

the thing that’s rough about being a hockey rpfer is you think day in and day out about putting that guy in Situations and Conundrums and Calamities and then you check his instagram and he’s fucking golfing