Cedar symbolizes purity which probably has something to do with its insect repelling properties

Bramble is good for protection because have you ever tried to get through a bramble wall? It will tear you to shreds

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

literally never been so tempted to blaze a post

the met gala is on monday so I’m reintroducing the idea that the crowd should get to decide whether or not a celebrity followed the theme & if the popular vote is no they get a bucket of nickelodeon green slime poured over their head

there's still a week left for the funniest possible thing to happen (charles dying before the coronation) like to charge reblog to cast or whatever

so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

gonth

wait

Violence set to happy music will never get old to me. Blood splattering to an 80s pop song is like a sister to me because I'm not allergic to fun.

musk replacing the twitter icon with doge to obscure search results for the dogecoin lawsuit is hilarious cause i wouldnt have known about the lawsuit if he didnt do that

(guy experiencing the consequences of his actions) yeah i don’t know why these things keep happening to me i must be cursed or something

you know when they change the t sometimes for [tumblr] on holidays well i think on good friday they should just nail jpeg jesus to it and see what everyone does about that

Something I love about Tumblr is having over a thousand followers and yet absolutely zero activity when I make a post. Thank you everybody for ignoring me 🙏🙏 allow my sillyness to slip into the silent succulent dark

minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted

imagine you get a job there and you come out the next day to see someone painting a 4 on the sign