what it says on the tin

What is Star Wars if not PowerPoint transitions persevering

Honestly at this point the star wars Wikipedia is the only thing left that can still make me laugh

Every spacemorning when commander cody boots up his little comms antenna it makes an unbearably loud sound like dial up internet. send post

The first person to know about Cody and Obi-Wan is Hondo because he can't find Obi-Wan's space tinder profile anymore.

general grievous suffers from middle child syndrome

Mandos who use stickers on their armor but in a ‘don’t tell mom I got a tattoo’ sorta way. Someone gets a bumper sticker on their ass armor that says dumptruck and ba’buir is so mad for no reason. ‘Check out my newest piece it’s scratch and sniff.’

no one recognizes my vision of putting clippy into the star wars universe

star wars fulfils the film-going population’s most basic need - to see some little creatures