mercurial man

not to be That Person (but I actually love being the woke buzzkill) but even if it’s not the intention, people trying to connect kattigan’s backstory to occtis and making his wife (and daughter) being tragically murdered by a powerful man who doesn’t care about the people he deems lesser than him, about little rich boy occtis really puts a bad taste in my mouth. this isn’t about occtis and his unknown mother. this is about kattigan and the awful thing that happened to him that nobody around him cared about.

awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard

one day you just wake up to 30 dms from your mutual across the world and they're like imagine if these characters were trapped in bikini bottom and they had to fuck or die and you're like, yeah tell me more

It would be funny if we were introduced to a vast galaxy of alien life and the blue whale was still the largest animal ever discovered. Like that’s the biggest life has ever gotten. That would be fucked. The blue whale is just the craziest animals would get even with the introduction of a seemingly infinite number of new species. Would you be disappointed or celebrate the enormity of our homegrown big ass creature?

never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

i don't really think it's like that at all

i love matt mercer's persona of the most shy bisexual in the world

This is your regularly scheduled reminder to put Essek into a situation.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go