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So, like, did a Jedi Office Worker put Obi-Wan Kenobi as Padawan t' Qui-Gon Jinn exclusively 'cause they were both Humans wi' hyphenated names?

Qui-Gon: Master, you have a blog? Dooku: It's mostly devoted to correcting grammatical errors. There are also some delightful puns

oh, qui gon jinn how i miss you and your long hair.

What’s the consensus on kalluzeb in 2026 like say if someone where to make a multi chapter fic with art embedded into it what’s the desire rating for something like that

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

80s misogyny saved the Star Wars galaxy because Darth Vader wasted all his time and effort trying to convince his starry-eyed gayboy empath son to become an evil space fascist when if anyone had any point asked his daughter “hey do you ever just want to KILL these people” she would’ve been shooing lightning out of her hands to prove a point in like 10 minutes

I like to sometimes think about the fact that Obi-wan taught Anakin that "your lightsaber is your life," and he consistently gives Cody his lightsaber