Oily Boys

being into sports as someone that hates and dreads change is crazy

being obsessed with a hockey player is just like i love my Some Fucking Guy thats my baby his name is Some Guy i love you Some Guy i see you in every sunset Some Guy

some of you guys are reblogging this post and the Some Guy youre talking about is sidney crosby. respectfully that is not Some Guy. thats sidney crosby. youre not appreciating the spirit of Some Guy

uh... did anyone else's character design update include a cursed amulet or am i about to be the antagonist of this arc? fuck

who is John Tavares? what fandom did i accidentally summon with this one

they should save up all the trades and let jeff skinner announce them all at once like its the oscar nominations

connor b scoring the empty netter then turning to the ducks bench talking shit even as multiple teammates come over to congratulate and/or subdue him, as he continues, ceaselessly, to talk shit is kinda a pissant baller move i must say

one thing about hockeybloggers is that they love when their tags make someone type 'toronto hockey amulet tavares' into their search engine. it makes them feel powerful, kind of like some sort of magical token or item

i understand where you're coming from ma'am but the amulet has been nothing but civil throughout all of this

“couldn’t be more gutted for those guys, obviously we know what that feels like.” - connor mcdavid

*i think of you all the time* but its just me about my favorite team's roster from years ago that no longer exists because players got traded or retired.

psychoanalyzing the gender/identity dichotomy between ice skating and ice hockey and coming to the more objectively correct conclusion that ice hockey is rooted in motherly feminine behavior of protecting the nest and that ice skating is about masculine peacocking of one's own physical prowess in seeking a mate

read some erotic hockey fanfiction. not my business what those men look like and i won't be googling it

something really bad has happened to me

i love objectifying & sexualising hard working athletic men. i wish shorter shorts upon them all amen