our hometown's in the dark

its just me, my escapist tendencies, and these tits

Can we have a day without like.....information

its always daddy's kitten never daddy's fat capybara

I am in the 1% of the population with this, but I really do not enjoy summer. I love winter, like… if you are cold, you can put on a hoodie, you can grab a blanket and snuggle…. Like… when you’re hot, what do you do? Rip your skin off?

imagine if we all just started ignoring celebrities tho

i cant stop thinking about how funny this would be. imagine kylie jenner posting a selfie n it gets 12 likes

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man doesn’t even know what it means to carmelize onions

This just in millionaires add crying to the list of things that they should get paid for?

here's your reminder that you shouldn't have to have close proximity to a cause for you to care about it; you shouldn't have to have a gay brother to care about gay rights, you shouldn't have to intimately know a trans person to care about trans rights, and you shouldn't have to have a black bestfriend to care about black lives

marvel where’s my ten minute video of thor teaching earth etiquette to the asgardians???

Humanity has peaked

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing