I've never told a lie and that makes me a liar

I'm bawling my eyes out and I hate everything

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

*literally choking with want* nah man it's fine DW about it

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

My five year plan is to just see what happens

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

they should invent a doesn't kill you that actually makes you stronger

Vaccines

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

personally i think you should be able to afford a place to live with a part-time job

dare i even say that, with how much technology has advanced in america, the 40 hour work week shouldn’t be as commonplace and you should still get full-time employment benefits when you’re working less than that actually