Enjoyer of Men

Left: last year’s Tinder date fit loose, casual, no drama.

Right: tonight’s version same green tee, same vibe… but the belly’s taken over.

It stretches the fabric tight now, pushes the hem up, hangs lower, fills the frame like it owns it.

Same outfit, but I’m not the same guy anymore. And I’m walking into this date owning every inch of the change.

“This guy started off pretty trim, but slowly put on weight over the last couple years. He insists on wearing the same pair of budgy smugglers which get tighter and tighter each time he wears them. The last photo is him fresh out of quarantine having absolutely ballooned, accompanied by his friend commenting on his gains and him being proud. The previous photos of him at the beach are not even 8 months apart from the most recent photo! Not sure how much more stretch those budgy smugglers have left in them.” (Submission)

When bulking goes wrong…. or not 🐷🐽