the last march of the himbos

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

does anyone know how to stop the yearning and longing and lingering and the desire and obsession. please. please. please. please. please

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

it’s me boy it’s the oath of feanor speaking to you from inside your brain listen to me boy what you have left behind you should count now no loss; needless baggage on the road it has proved. let those that cursed your name, curse you still, and whine their way back to the cages of the valar! come with me and let the ships burn! we’ll have kinslaying times in… beleriand! doo doo doo doo ye-ea-ah! you need me boy the security of valinor is an illusio-

Well there’s worse desires for a person to have. I can’t think of anything worse for me personally, I’m in an actual nightmare scenario, but for other people there’s worse things to desire.