Tired Bear Crossing

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

Dorothy Sayers has a wonderful essay in "Are Women human?" that talks about this- about how men think of women as an unknowable collective while women tend to be quite good at figuring out what specific men want.

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

Yhinking about how some eridians probably look cool as fuck but don't know since they can't see colors :<

Some poor science eridian who works at the biodome, who spend their whole life being made fun of and feeling insecure because their texture sounds ugly, meeting the alien (who saved their planet btw) who understands the world with a completly diferent set of senses they dont have, and when they meet it kind of just stares at them and it says they’re beautifull??? and it keeps throwing terms like "iridescent" and "rainbow" and they have NO idea what they mean but wth the alien thinks they’re pretty, what even man