Tired Bear Crossing

These were created over the last year or so when i indigenized popular media✨

needy little rock

Apparently my dad was so angry by the behavior of this guy that in the lunchroom at work he made everybody listen to the whole story (censoring names and identifying details) and said “I’m not crazy, right? This guy sucks!” And then reported back to me all his different coworkers that agreed this guy sucks, as well as their variety of ages/genders to indicate widespread consensus.

I wasn’t sure if my vibes about this post would come across over text but you all picked up exactly what I was putting down.

Meanwhile Grace is just waiting in anticipation for someone to ask for a chunk of his hair or something. Hes lowkey curious as to what theyd find. Hes fine with being a creature to them its chill he gets it as a fellow intellectual and all around curious guy who insisted on watching Rocky eat.

Turns out you can win at tagging.

She would, in fact, download a car

May I add some Bloody to your Mary with a dash of Adrian-Simon bestism?

funi in my head, stupid in execution. Anyway, happy pride.

man, you're not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you're getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it's not that you don't know what half the human population wants, that's irrelevant. you don't know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.

my personal take on the matter

so i imagine plants being a terrifying subject matter for young eridians....

THAT WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT UPON SEEING IT IN THE MOVIE

I had to xD

it's gonna be okay (/threat)