another day, another new star wars show
the only thing that matters and the only thing I want to know about is WILL THERE BE A CAMEO FROM THE WORLD'S MOST BELOVED CHARACTER: MORLEY THE TALKING SNAKE??
"he died on screen. he's not coming back" WRONG!!! this is star wars
list of ways Morley could appear:
1) flashback
2) hallucination/dream
3) ghost
4) his neck just did that (normal for his snake species, he was fine, did not die) and shows up to say hi
5) shows up with a new robot neck at a support group for people with replacement robot body parts
6) all of the above plus a stinger scene at the end of the season announcing MORLEY: A STAR WARS STORY
7) what actually happened was that Morley used his backflip ability to subdue both Savage and Maul (his "leftovers") and then he hypnotized both of them (which he can obviously do, it's hwy his voice sounds like that) into thinking that he died and he planted mind spores inside Savage (heavily implied by Savage beign yellow) and when Savage died the mind spores were released which allowed Morley to take control of Maul and Palpatine and also Grievous (which obviously is the only reasonw hy Grievous says "Count Dooko has trained me in your Jedi arts" which doesnt make sense otheriwse because Count Doodu is not even Catholic; obviously Morley hypnotized Grevious into thinking that because the truth is too powerful) and Morley has been in charge of every thing that happens in the Start Wars Universe Galaxy and Morley faked his death and is actually alive and in the secret bonus episode of Maul TV show Morley will reveal himself and all the secretss will be revealed and Morley will finallt have full frontal sex with Maul for at least ten minufes













