you look human, you look gentle, you look weak,

i just feel like every day im seeing some new baffling cookie run take. "crk mutilated millennial tree & wind archers lore" well no actually because the idea that millennial tree is a father figure to wind archer was purely fandoms invention. like nowhere in the text of ovenbreak do they ever say that millennial tree('s current incarnation) is older than wind archer. all we were told is that wind archer Serves and Protects millennial tree. you all just decided that millennial tree was actually his dad and then got mad when that wasnt the case

i sometimes find myself compelled to say extremely ocd things such as "i only feel safe when theres a multiple of 3" Come on now

and now i play splatoon

i like that night raven was like "I've killed you before. If you died in one timeline you will die in this one." and ananas was like Idgaf youre going to learn to say please and thank you before i kill you

do you still love me even though ive been a cookie run blog for like 15 months

the stupidest part of being polyfragmented is that like. ok i need to be able to keep track of alters in order to function. i remade my simply plural like 2 years ago and never moved all my alters into the new one. so with simply plural going down after tomorrow, i need to add All of those alters into the new app im using. Except its like . 80 altwrs. Come on now