i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

but i believe aang can save the world

I've been horny. Obviously just in my abstract ways

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

my excessive use of commas and my love of run on sentences is alluring and attractive to my readers

it's called the whether because it depends

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

once i get over it i will be over it

can yearning make you sick

can desire kill you

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

problematic sudoku solving skills gap