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'minion' -too closely associated with those yellow things
'goon' -linguistic drift gave her a new meaning. i hope her new life is good for her. i miss her.
'henchman' -too gendered. can be shortened to 'hench' in a pinch, but lacks punch.
'servant' -too domestic to apply to all those who serve evil.
'underling, subordinate' -this one only works if they get off on being beneath you and/or you don't properly pay your workers.
'associate' -this one's good for grizzled mercenaries or lone agents but doesn't work good for broad swathes of an organization.
'slave' -same as underling but more intense. really fun for some of the group. unsavory for others in a way that limits the scope of the thing.
'thrall' -only really applies if you're brainwashing them and that's not something i've learned how to do en masse yet
'flunky, toady, stooge, lackey' -these are just insulting, and that isn't conducive to a healthy work environment. imagine going to work and your job title is 'stooge'.
'acolyte' -works for those that worship you, but again. lacks the scope.
'supporter, follower' -unspecific and vague
'assistant, helper, aide' -not sinister at all. just means you're doing things for me. swagless in this manner. could be good if used to describe someone who's so clearly more that as a way to emphasize their obedience via understatement, but that's only useful for a few members of the organization. and even then, 'associate' works better.
'cohort' -untested in the field. suggests an equal footing in the affair, ideal for post-structuralist evil organizations with a bottom-up power structure that's held in the hands of the evil workers themselves. perhaps we'll explore it together?
may I suggest: 'grunt' – time-tested by crime bosses with a variety of goals and organizational mandates. implies a subservient position with none of the innate baggage of lackey et al.
GRUNT IS PRETTY GOOD
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🦂 thebaid
good to know in egypt she smiles to you unconditionally
#not to vague post i just really can't relate to whatever the hell metropolitans sometimes say #thebaid.txt
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i was so high yesterday that for a moment i thought she was smiling to me and all my sins were forgiven guess not and im going to hell lmaoooooo
🟪 nikiforitzas
shut the fuck up and come at my place tonight unless you think i'm a demon tempting you
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🕸️ butchtheotokos reblogged beardless-lavra-boy
💌 bithynian-witch Follow
to be chosen as the prince's bride at the bridal show at the tender age of 18 and then never work a day of your life
🩶 monaxia Follow
I understand where you're coming from but being the empress comes with a lot of work. It very much comes with work
🕳️ sapphicproperties-deactivated-11561206
ohh yes sell me to the imprearial palace ill be so good abd docile and listen to everything my lord husband tells me until one day ill grow sick of it abd murder him and cause a civil war only then to choose who to marry amongst the claimants to the throne to strengthen their position
🏚️ haunted-martyrion
hi
🛞 chalke-gates-official Follow
you all should be captured and beaten by patzinaks
⛺ asen-belgun Follow
Stay away from us you weirdos
🌾 swson-hmas Follow
is no one gonna mention that bridal shows are not conducted for the last few centuries??????
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#me and who #eikones
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🌘 tzar-destroyer
help a slavic vlach balkan bogomil escape an abusive orthodox household
i need money to make my way into serbia and to settle there and also money for my personal needs there. i may consider moving further to the west since i've heard some concerning news regarding the view of bogomilism from serbia but for now my goal is reaching there. consider sparing a coin!
0/10 nomismata
my p*yf*los
#allilovoitheia
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Homer's Iliad
#techni #hellenic ideas
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🌌 serenity-of-gods-creations
Realistic painting of the landscape in the lands of غزنویان Ġaznaviyān.
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🚬 christ-bride
my parents arranged me a marriage with a nice "girl" and like. guess they're gonna be surprised to hear that he already chose a new name and gonna join the same male convent as me. wish me luck telling them that because they're not that religious and i fear they're gonna be upset about no grandchildren lol
#txt
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guys those of you who reclaimed the word "hellene" i'm glad for you but you reclaimed it only for yourselves that does not mean you get to call everyone around "hellene" as well i am still roman and i wish to be referred to only like that
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Do you realize that this is literally a term forced onto us by the invader?
🛐 iov
do you realize that "hellene" is literally a term for pagans?
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can i say something
🛐 iov
shut up latin
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🪤 beardless-lavra-boy reblogged frankopolitis
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i think turks and romans should kiss on the mouth
🪤 beardless-lavra-boy
let's set an example
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can i join?
🪤 beardless-lavra-boy
you are obliged to join
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MESEMBRIA BULGARIA
🕳️ thessaloniki-rave-deactivated-11630223
What are you talking about? Bulgaria was decimated more than a hundred years ago...
🕳️ who-is-like-god-deactivated-11500706
Mesembria is not even in Bulgaria
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JUST YOU WAIT FOOLS
🕳️ who-is-like-god-deactivated-11500706
and who are you? some kind of seer?
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READ MY CARRD
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uhhh guys
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dyado simcho what do you think of men who go to monastery to be closer to God but then seek out the intimacy of their brother's company
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I THINK THOSE WHO ARE WEAK IN BODY SHOULD STAY HOME AND PRACTICE THEIR THINGS IN PEACE INSTEAD OF RUINING OUR VIBE
🪤 beardless-lavra-boy
but what if i am one of those beautiful boys they warn against who wants to storm all the kelia on athos and forcefully seduce every monk with my round feminine face?
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THE DEVIL IS SPEAKING THROUGH YOU CHILD
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"average person kills 3 dragons a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person kills 0 dragons per year. Saint Georg, who lives in cave & kills over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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i swear you people can't go a day without reinventing sexual clichés in a new quirky way to justify the existence of eunuchs in your heads. "ohh eunuchs are such great strategists" "ohh eunuchs are such great civil servants" "oh they look like angels" how is that different from "i think men should only ride chariots and women only be actresses". give me a break
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wasn't life hard enough already why did the romans allow the german crusaders of all people into our lands?
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Can't believe I agree with you, but I have a similar question
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you people are simply unbearable in your learned stupidity i'm moving to egypt and i hope your empire gets blasted
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YOU DON'T NEED TO HOPE ONLY WAIT
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🌇 anonymous-constantinople
Who do you wish to see ruling the Empire of the Romans
Anna and Nikiforos Vryennios
Ioannis the Beautiful
🕳️ thrones-deactivated-11370825
mother nature did not grant Anna with a governing organ, but what's here to regret? she's got a useless husband LOL
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VOTE ANNA
🕳️ theofron-deactivated-11331107
So, you decided to pair Anna and Nikiforos here, and rightfully so, but refused to bring up Ioannis Axouch with whom our noble prince is not separated day and night and with whom he will certainly share the empire? I don't think it's fair
🕳️ athiniotissa-deactivated-11231102
you're talking about them as if they were married as well
🕳️ komnenoi-confessions-deactivated-11660714
no no no, why not mention that persian servant of his whom he loves more than his own father and mother? and since you brought it up, i will not be surprised at all if there is sin involved
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holy holy holy
🕳️ oguzoglu1071-deactivated-11220902
Hey, Romans, what are you doing here? Care to share the secret of the Roman fire?
🕳️ komnenoi-confessions-deactivated-11660714
that's not your business at all
🕳️ oguzoglu1071-deactivated-11220902
Well actually that's exactly my business, since I see you have lowered yourself to implying a foul and untrue thing about my compatriot, so even I, while still being bitter about his captivity by your Emperor and then by your contrived little faith, must defend him!
🕳️ stratiotis-deactivated-11210706
Begone, Hagarene Persian heathen
🕳️ oguzoglu1071-deactivated-11220902
Firstly, I am Turk, secondly, who would've thought that you Romans would create your whole literary tradition just to call your neighbours names, and yet here we are
🕳️ stratiotis-deactivated-11210706
Perhaps the only thing you are actually bitter about is the glory of our eternal Empire, and because of that you must constantly find an unrelated reason to engage us in a conversation, for you are so obsessed and amazed with our beauty
🕳️ oguzoglu1071-deactivated-11220902
Believe me, I am not, for Constantinople will most certainly be conquered, in your place I would worry about that. Eternal Empire, my ass
🕳️ stratiotis-deactivated-11210706
That does not refute what I've said at all???
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anybody on this page smoke opium?
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holy mother of God, you all are DEAD
🔲 tzykanisterion Follow
no but what if we actually decided who was to rule by voting??? imagine we all would gather and be presented with candidates. and they would tell us what are their programs like if they plan to raise taxes who they want to go to war with etc etc and then we would give our vote for one of them like they did in athens in the old days. that seems to be such an idyllic way of government transition
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If you actually think like that, you must be fucking stupid. Indeed, an idea like this is only fit for such a primitive and decadent society as Athens of old. Thank God we progressed past that. First of all, how do you even imagine such an enterprise? Who will organise it and pay for it? The candidates? The emperor himself? How can you even ascertain it's going to be honest? I presume you were wasting time in your youth instead of reading Plato and Thucydides and other learnt men to know the danger of entertaining such thoughts if you are not still a foolish youth. Second, where do you think we should "gather"? If you expect all the Romans to do it in their provinces, in their cities and villages, we all will become old and die by the time it ends. Or are we all to go to the City? They already tried it in the Old Rome, when our Empire was way smaller than it is now, and it never worked out. In fact, it was a fucking circus, far superior to that in the hippodrome. Those who live in the capital will always have a privilege over those who do not and who may not even have an ability to arrive. "Idyllic way", my ass. That Persian was right, with people like you, Constantinople will most certainly be conquered, the same way our Athenian ancestors in their wicked customs were almost conquered by the Persians themselves. Now stop putting this on my dash
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I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing
hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?
Vilnius. 2026
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Not many people know this but if you forgo sleep and do a full shift at work you elevate to a new level of being
EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY
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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

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[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge