*lana del rey voice* hot jock.. big cock..

Not many people know this but if you forgo sleep and do a full shift at work you elevate to a new level of being

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

the evil amulet is a classic but have we considered The Good Amulet . villain who switches sides because they put on The Amulet That Makes You Good and fell too deeply under its spell to ever take it back off and the heroes are trying to figure out how they feel about that ethics-wise

my tea bag broke

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

the ancient romans also had the backrooms but they thought it was normal so they didnt write it down

affirmations: you are not real, you don’t have feelings, you don’t want anything, this will be over soon