im so Bored i could DIE...

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

everyone loves my LM7805 earrings

one day i'll be out at a club and some stunningly beautiful they/them will say "i really need an input voltage to 5 volts to power my electronic circuit but all i have is a power source providing 7-20 volts and no voltage regulator!! whatever am I to do?!" and i'll be eavesdropping and make my way over to them and say "i have exactly what you need, handsome" and chivalrously take off my earring for them and then everyone would clap. and the best part is that this could happen twice in one night and i'd still be prepared

I think id kiss my clone a liiiittle bit...I dunno....maaaaaaybee (me to my uber driver who's driving increasingly unsafe)

Isn't a blue angel what its called when you light your fart on fire LOL

It's a Finnish cocktail from the 1980s

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world