live for the moment.

Bro if the group chat gets leaked we’ll be celebrated for our inclusive and respectful language

everyday some part of my body is always hurting. i think i was evil in my last life

i hate when there's people in public areas

we've actually made it illegal to ship things romantically. no yeah its just not even possible anymore. romance has been removed from the list of possible feelings and everyone's memories. im glad you understand

Its not good for 12 year olds to be on the internet probably but i don’t really Care because i was doing all that and More at 12 and i turned out Bad but i don’t care still

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

does anyone wanna come over and be devastated

Enough things have happened. No more things for a while. Thank you.

I love when people try to gotcha me on my stance that all sports should be gender integrated with "even American football???" because I can instantly come back with "oh lmao, no, I don't think ANYONE should play American football at all, it's way too dangerous" like nice try but I know no amount of testosterone is going to protect you from the profound, life ruining health issues caused by getting repeated severe concussions over the course of several years. No one should play this sport.

imagine a park bench underneath

Simon and gar phone call