smeaky

In life you have 2 choices. U can lean with it or U can rock with it.

there is the line between bisexual and aroace and i am using it as a jump rope

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

imagine being the tattoo artist on nassau. perfect job. you get to hang out with all the hot people without having to join a pirate crew or work at the brothel. you get bonny and vane breathing down your neck while you put a kind of fuckass dog on rackham's ribs. you give flint a little moon and he doesn't say a single word the whole time. you think he's secretly gay and you're right