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This is it. The internet has come full circle. You can all go home now. We’re done.

shell of a person is such an apt description like yeah i feel exactly like that rn

you need daddy to complete you

daddy needs to be euthanized

youve heard of he would not fucking say that now get ready for she would not be a fucking wingman to those two guys

When I think of Tarzan, a naked orphaned jungle man raised by apes in the mud and darkness away from society, what comes to mind is of course the smooth soft rock and roll of Phil Collins

fandom will talk about a man being every flavor of closeted queer before they talk about his canon misogyny

I truly do believe the plant gets excited when you pick its barry

I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event