Obsessive Randomness

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

Please, how do you know this?

quicksand does not have any hands

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man