SarahEC

Another victim of the Void.

I love her facial expression right before she slips through lol. she just pauses and is like “welp, here I go, goodbye world”

I woke my bf up by cackling for WAY too long over this

God damn I need the story behind this before tumblr makes one up

they tried to get their phone fixed from somewhere other than the approved apple store locations,so apple tried to take em out

there are people you haven’t met yet who will love you

An infinite number of $1 bills and an infinite number of $20 bills would be worth the same

they’re actually worth nothing because you’ve devalued the currency so much

nothing is still the same as nothing

Fucker

Why the fuck was he gonna put food to cook in the dishwasher

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Don’t let me down, Roger!

no offense but yall gotta stop acting like its the end of the world if a bi girl ends up with a guy

but then there’s no cute lesbian-ness and that’s what makes it so gr8

honestly shut up

Ikr

only on tumblr would over 535,000 people be fascinated by a table. This is why I love you guys.

I’d guarantee that if you showed this to 535,000 non tumblr users they’d think it was fascinating why does having a silly blog make a difference 

My blog isn’t silly it contains only the finest celebrities and tables.

The tables have turned.

What

i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days

Diamonds are overpriced and far too common. Hand-forge a ring. Etch a script into it. Use it to ensnare the world leaders and take over the world.

There are literally two trilogies telling you why that is a bad idea