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Ive been playing Portal 2 for the first time and im loving this new british orb thing they introduced hes my best friend

"Oh, but our RPG protagonist has to be a teenager, or else they won't appeal to our core 16-to-19-year-old player demographic" literally just make them a DILF.

"But what about straight boys" to the modern heterosexual male gamer the DILF is an aspirational figure. Don't give them what they already are – give them what they want to be.

"Oh, but our RPG protagonist has to be a teenager, or else they won't appeal to our core 16-to-19-year-old player demographic" literally just make them a DILF.

"But what about straight boys" to the modern heterosexual male gamer the DILF is an aspirational figure. Don't give them what they already are – give them what they want to be.

what’s the number one song that literally makes you balls to the wall insane. like it scratches some part of your brain that no other song can

what’s the number one song that literally makes you balls to the wall insane. like it scratches some part of your brain that no other song can

everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test

"it's medical malpractice" have u ever been a doctor? most medicine is malpractice. let the man limp around chewing vicodin doing 50 invasive tests please

Once Taub (derogatory) derisively said about a patient with unexplained chronic pain “7 doctors couldn’t find anything wrong with him, what does that mean?” and House replied without even thinking “it means they’re idiots” and proceed to work his ass off to diagnose the patient Taub wanted to write off as a faker or something. If a doctor had said that when that patient was ME, I wouldn’t dream of suing them in a million years

So much joy here!

i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back

i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass

the biggest lie the weight loss industry ever sold us was the idea that the lower body fat % you have, the stronger and fitter you are. think about how stupid that is for a second. imagine explaining this concept to a caveman. he‘d just eat you for protein

Gug think easy kill thin hide with spear

not so fast, Gug. i just drank 10 green juice cleanse flights. after the bloody diarrhea passes, my weight will have dropped 50% and i’ll have ingested enough fruit sugars to kill a horse - and kill a horse i will.

Gug respect and fear shaman. Gug fear what gug not understand.

that’s right, bitch

Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

gender to me is like a car i dont really want one and society would be much better if it was not structured around it. but i got one because it helps me get around and sometimes its fun to make it go fast

and people tell you to move to one of a handful of cities if you want to avoid having one, but when you get there the majority of people have one anyway and jobs expect you to as well

Car dependence has ruined the physical and social infrastructure of this country. If we want any revolution we need Walkable safe human scaled cities

What's a gender?

There’s a bunch of Columbo episodes where I’m like, Columbo. Love ya bud. This is not a logical case you’ve presented. This is just a series of things you’ve mentioned, left the room, and then come back to mention again, and a murderer you’ve psychologically worn down to the point where they’re like “honestly fine yeah I fucking killed him”

I think Columbo is still a lieutenant after all these years because he’s never once in his career built a prosecutable case