hi.

They’re both so pretty

thinking about how tiktoker caitlin reilly has deconstructed, criticized, and parodied every aspect of upperclass white womanhood in the span of like 6 months

this is what happens when theatre kids use their powers for good

eve was a girlboss for eating that fruit. adam was a himbo for doing what his wife said. i will not elaborate

you literally do not need to queen you said it loud and clear

i would love to see modern british people try and build stonehenge today. they couldn’t. whatever it took for them to build something like stonehenge has been completely lost over time 

Not lost over time. Lost to Christian forces eradicating traditional saxon culture.

well if you’re gonna be serious on my funny post i have to inform you that stonehenge was built 3600 years before the Saxons first set foot in england

This vibe is like some tried to correct a clown mid show and they pulled off their wig, mask, and funny clothes to reveal an anthropology professor

Oh my god I love this. This is so beautiful and wonderful

I’m fascinated by how much sin you people can just crank out

i will be the most fuckable rectangle on this zoom call

do you think straight people understand what a mammal is

a hundred years of animations have taught us that no

they’ll tell me to take a biology class cuz im trans and then turn around and put tits on a duck

these all happened in the second half of march so happy anniversary to vanessa hudgens saying “it’s a virus and i respect that and like people are going to die which is terrible but like inevitable” on instagram live and happy anniversary to ellen saying “this [27 million dollar mansion] feels like a prison” and happy anniversary to madonna calling the virus a “great equalizer” while bathing in a bathtub with rose petals in it and happy anniversary to sia posting a picture that just said “virus <3″ and happy anniversary to priyanka chopra clapping to her empty garden and happy anniversary to gal gadot et al.’s imagine video

also happy anniversary to jameela jamil’s tweet about how “this virus is the clap back from nature we were waiting for”

Yeah but give the guy a parachute if he falls lol there’s mountains right there

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens