life is like a box of timelines

Your 30s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

Your 40s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

#as long as you're alive it's literally never too late

“your father never started a war” after manipulating him into starting a war is diabolical lmao

Please listen closely to the music playing in that dune trailer. Starts with Paul singing a soft Fremen hymn and his men join in, then the change from a quiet chant to a full on war cry, with Paul's voice screaming over the others. He's completely bastardized their culture and turned it into something exponentially more fanatical and cruel for his own gain...TAKE IT HOME MR ZIMMER

paul, late at night: hey chani would you love me if i was a worm chani, whose dad was an ecologist: well, worm brains don't always produce hormones to induce love. a better question would be whether or not you would love me if you were a worm. paul, who keeps having worrying visions of a worm-man hybrid: don't play with me right now please just answer the question-

Chani, please Chani it's a yes or no question Chani-

jessica really said “god forbid women do anything” and doomed an entire people to war by installing her twink son as a false prophet by stealing her cult’s 10,000 year old breeding program propaganda

I've never watched Dune so just assumed this was actually the plot to Who framed Roger Rabbit and I probably js didn't remember

I mean her twink son was also an actual prophet. That was a pretty significant thing that happened. Like I understand where you're coming from here, but he very much was an actual prophet.

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