youve just been weezered

i just saved a bunch on car insurance by giving that frisky little gecko some third rate sloppy

they should make spore again but an mmorpg this time. it would be a total fucking disaster but it would be so funny. i think I should be allowed to go to my friends planet and abduct them from creature stage.

You are my hero for finding this

This isn’t a baby animal or a gif. You’re slipping

this is the kind of thing my coworkers show me and theyre like dying laughing and i have to act like its not the photo equivalent of eating white bread

one of my favorite burns across the entirety of the mcelroy media empire

they removed icons???????????????????????

Catholics looking around a protestant church

the obvious choice…

i <3 dicking around and doing fuck all

i fucking haaate being a castle guard dude the king's coat of arms is fucking stupid and all the female courtiers laugh at my tabard. can somebody come usurp this guy already

oh AWESOME someone sent the king this post and now i'm getting drawn & quartered for treasonous speech 🙄 real cool and mature sending my employer a vent post i made on my PERSONAL BLOG. thanks a million.

LOLLLLLLL he got dethroned by his nephewwwww!!! execution avoided!!! someone will come along and free me from this oubliette soon i bet