Low Down Cheap Little Punk

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

AITA for realizing that my best friend is actually a ghost and not telling him because i'm worried that if he realizes he's dead he'll finally be able to accept it and fully pass on and i won't be able to hang out with him anymore?

AITA if i've been dead for a while but haven't told my best friend yet because he doesn't seem to have realized i'm a ghost and if he does i'm worried that he'll finally be able to accept it and let me go and i can't bear the thought of losing him?

AITA for killing that guy

hi,my name is Normal About Characters and youcan always trust me to be normal about the cahracter

"Wow, you're really good at this, you should do this professionally" okay but have you considered that I don't want to because that would suck all the fun out of this thing that I do for fun and entertainment and it's actually a conscious choice to not do this professionally because that would destroy the very reason I do this to begin with

"You should monetize this hobby" You should go outside and leave me alone