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frankly outrageous that the constraints of professionalism bar me from using the phrase "whose dick do I need to suck" in work emails

Huge shoutout to the creatures

I want to know what the Cullen kids say when they’re asked to “tell the class a little about themselves”

dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson

I hate being asked what my goal in life is…. like.. idk…?? I want to have my own kitchen… and I want to know every poem by heart… and uhh.. I want to be kissed in the rain … etc etc .. my heart is very little and I dont want it to break

given most footage ive seen of celebrities on this show are immensely uncomfortable at best, seeing tony hawk of all people just go ham with the chaos really adds a lot

do you think the citizens of Gotham leave harmlessly weird shit up on the rooftops for Batman to find

“Robin. Status report.” “...” “Robin. Come in.” “...” “Robin--” “Hey, sorry, Nightwing. Someone left us a little surprise up here. It’s... a lot.” “Are we talking ‘bomb surprise’ or ‘fanfic surprise’?” “Worse. Fanart.” “Oh, god. Is it one of us again?” “It’s Batman and Green Arrow. Y’know, I don’t think Ollie has any arrows shaped like that... I think I’m going to be traumatized.” “You were already traumatized. It’s how you got the job.” “Yeah, but this is different.”

Usual practice