you're worth more, achilles

thanks. i really needed this

im gonna cowboy up god willin

If you had to pick, what's the ONE trait in a fictional character that makes you immediately go "oh this one's mine"

I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

I think he could do a really good “Hello officer, how are you?” if he had to.

Athena is standing behind him whispering the bylaws into his ear.

T-shirt that says "I survived the 2023 Barbenheimer marketing wave without watching either movie"

whoo in the window….

I have just perhaps. Received the funniest email I could ever receive

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

traffic again?

i love when people on here well be like “who DOESN’T want their blood to get sucked ? 🤨” well i hate to break it to you but the average person does not, in fact, want to have their blood get sucked. statistically there is a large amount of people who do not want this to occur. this is shocking and appalling, i know. the world is full of unsettling things