a dream, a laugh

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

Having UBI would make capitalism much more tolerable and allow people the time to think about what we can do next to make the world better. That means the US will never have UBI.

i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

Finding out that World Athletics pays $100k every time a new world record is set so so Mondo Duplantis has just been setting it 1cm at a time from 6.17m to 6.25m in the past 4 years is so funny??? Finessing 1 million dollars 1 cm at a time even though he can clearly go higher at one shot???? #respect

osha compliant blowjob

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

"theres gonna be a power outage tomorrow welp i better boil some water in advance!" "oh gee looks like its time to vacuum the carpet!" GET REAL?????? YOU SOUND INSANE

someday youre gonna be out of baking soda when it matters most and its gonna destroy you