Uh-oh!

Like someone desperate to pee but then someone decides to sit on their lap. Maybe ‘accidentally’ pushing on their full bladder while they get comfortable 👀 Maybe even ‘thinking’ the desperate person is just joking about needing to go because they don’t want them sitting on their lap

The goddess acts surprised when she feels her butt and thighs get wet, seeing Ares flushed with shame rather than anger

“Oh! My poor champion, you should have said something”

“Ssssssh…no need to fret now, just let it all out, my love”

"All that soda wasn't worth it, hm? You look ready to burst!"

"Squirming already~? Hoo~ this is going to be a long meeting for you, isn't it?"

Imagine you're stuck traffic on a long trip, your bladder is already full after a large soda a few miles back and now it's starting to ache for release. Your GPS says 40 miles until your next exit

"Tight spot, aren't ya?" A smug voice snickers from, hair stands up the back of your neck as you look into the rear view mirror to see Hermes splayed out on your back seat, grinning in the mirror at you. Your predicament is endlessly funny..at least to him. The jolt nearly makes you wet right there.

"You...! You're the god of journeys, r-right? Can't you do something to speed this up? I'll make it worth your while..." You bladder throbs as your car lurches from slamming your brake again. You curse under your breath feeling the few drops escape into your underwear

Hermes gaps in faux surprise "Did you just leak~..?"

"Shut up!!" You hiss face heating with embarrassment

"Temper, temper," The god tuts with a chuckle as if talking to a child "I wouldn't go flying off that handle if I were you, sweetie, you got a long way to go and such pretty underwear you want to keep dry~"

"So you're not gonna help me?!"

Well lemme flesh them both out a lil bit and you can choose your gassy fantasy bf~... 💖🐟💙✨The Mermaid✨💙🐟💖

Ondine is quite a lovely mermaid living in a clear blue lagoon, he has soft light blue hair and a tail the color of a pink pearl, and a pudgy figure with a squishy tummy and large hips. He spends his days on the rocks, singing, preening, and flirting with passing travelers. He has extensive sea treasures from shipwrecks; he is always willing to trade them for his favorite treat: human food. He can't get enough of fried meat, bread, ale, cheese, or anything from the surface. Unfortunately, this food isn't made for him so it makes the mermaid extremely gassy. The pool he lounges in nearly constantly bubbles on the surface with his deep rumbling farts, the smell is strongly fishy with a very strong undertone of whatever his last meal was. Being mostly under the water will he is largely immune to the stink and gets pouty when folks run away or hold their nose.

🖤🦇🩸✨The Vampire✨🩸🦇🖤

I blame @omoghouls

-Vash occasionally wets when he gets too relaxed, especially if he’s snuggled up with one (or all) of his partners. Feeling warm, secure, and sleepy a soft hissing comes from the middle of the cuddle pile~ and they maybe a small discussion of who’s turn it is to change him

-The human typhoon getting lost in the bliss of relief while having a big accident. A long sweet sigh as his knees buckle, partially going cross-eyed as a puddle forms on the floor. Diapered or not it’s pretty clear to see when this outlaw no longer has to pee

-Vash’s bladder is pretty big and if he’s been holding for a while it’s going to take a moment for him to...empty out. Imagine Merly noticing the tell-tale hissing and take Vash by the hand to lead him away for a diaper change but he flushes redder than his coat before sheepishly admitting “I'm..uh...still going..”

-I love the idea of Milly cooing and using babytalk while she changes Vash, “Wow, you sure are soggy, Mr. Vash” “Aw your little dry stars are all gone~”

-an over-tired/drunk Vash throwing a lil tantrum and dribble in his pants because he’s crying so hard. Once sobs turn into hiccups and sniffles he whimperingly asks for a little help cleaning up. A nice warm bath and diaper definitely improve the plant’s mood

-Vash just…forgetting he’s not wearing a diaper one day and looking shocked when he soaks his pants. Maybe someone getting a bit dependent~

-The human typhoon sitting commando on a towel fidgeting slightly as he patiently waits for a very sweet old lady to finish washing his pants after an accident

-Speaking of; more ladies than Vash ever expected think his diapers are the cutest thing on all of Gunsmoke

Really liked your South Gale Farm stories, is there any place we can read them?

Under the South Gale Farms tag is all the stuff that made the trip over but Im always happy to right more!

Made a hyper scat/fart bim-boy. Enjoy~