#omocute

They all need to use to the bathroom. Who do you think is wetting first?

I wish i could post the sound bite for the title instead of just text but hopefully you degenerates all know the meme audio 😂

But yeah, hey! It's been a long time since I've been able to get on this blog. Sorry for the radio silence... life was utterly kicking my ass, politics have left me mentally demolished, and as y'all know I was also in a, um, dry spell for the last year or so 😭☠️💔 So there was honestly nothing for me to even post here lol

But I have good news! In the time I was gone, I finally got my complete hystorectomy!!! 💕 After a decade+ of wanting it done, your girl was finally able to get spayed lmao 😂 Everything was yeeted including the cervix. I've healed up very well!!! AND I am finally off the bc pills for the first time in over a decade, AND finally on hormones to make up for early af menopause 👏👏👏

I started feeling the difference pretty quickly lol. It's wild to actually have genuine physical interest in smut again after like 2 years of being basically dead inside. Still nowhere near my peak, I fear I may still be nerfed by my antidepressants but I don't want to switch meds again and for now I can't try quitting those, so for now I'm just going to see how things go on my current hormone regiment, and maybe down the line I'll see if we need to alter the dosage or add other hormones to the mix 🤔

I can't promise I'll be around a ton right now bc i'm still pretty busy irl! But I missed this blog and you all and wanted to check in to let you all know I'm not dead 😭💛 I also can't say when I may actually write or draw again but I DO have ideas rolling around in my brain!!! So hopefully soonish, even if I can't get back to my more polished wip fics, maybe I can post a little less-polished ficlet or something?

Everyone please make band kid aus, they are genuinely perfect for omo situations!!!!

I played a game with my friend where we made our dolls hold their pee and we'd just make them squirm around

I even did an assisted holding one where my stuffed animal's friend helped her hold

Keep in mind I was in like elementary. I was a freaky kid bro

But he accidentally leaves a little wet patch on Bianca's skirt and Karin noticed and ofc Lars does NOT want to tell the truth-

So,,,he lies and says he had a small "accident". How did it get on Bianca? Listen Lars isn't the best at lying,,,but he looks embarrassed enough that Karin takes that reason at face value-

Because I'm deranged and need this ray of sunshine to pee

• Large bladder capacity (he can go the whole work day without using the washroom even after coffee and lunch drinks!)

(Actually one of the reasons why he doesn't want to carpool with Margo. Because by the end of the day, Lars is definitely desperate and squirming and whining on his drive home👀)

• Chronic bedwetter. This man has not seen a dry bed in decades- he's a restless sleeper and sometimes while he's sleeping, he moves around in just the wrong way that squishes his bladder and whoops now his sheet are soaked

• Does not like using any washroom that isn't his own. Public washrooms are noisy and you're technically touching other people and ough. Sometimes he even struggles using the main house washroom (which at times has had Lars running out of the house mid dinner because he was going to wet himself and just couldn't use their toilet 😭)

• Was VERY shy about telling Bianca when he needed to go. Because that's not something you tell someone on a date! So he'd be all squirmy and trying sooooo hard to stay the perfect gentleman- and Bianca is just there like 👩‍🦽

• Has definitely wet himself if someone touched him and it spooked him on top of his usual touch pain!

• Gets kinda grouchy when he's really desperate to pee. He doesn't mean to but he's just so damn desperate to pee that he's using all his energy to keep himself from having an accident!