a girl that’s a squirrel

imagine you had sex with your fine as fuck girlfriend and it activated your sleeper agent blood thirsty other personality. happened to my friend taissa turner

“Tai can’t be final girl because Shauna’s so ruthless!!” “Tai can’t be final girl because Shauna’s so powerful!!” “Tai can’t be final girl because Shauna-“ Taissa Audrey Turner beat the actual SHIT out of a WOLF with an AXE in season ONE. Taissa MOTHERFUCKING Turner gave Shauna ONE LOOK in season 3 and that bitch backed down like a dog with its tail between its legs. Taissa THE GOAT Turner has a literal vengeful evil murderous other self in her head that she’s been battling the entirety of the show and the first thing they have EVER agreed on is that Shauna’s bitchass has to die. And the two of them are now in an alliance with fucking mysterious fentanyl quigley over here in the corner. Shauna is one hundred percent toast are we for real

Next month I finally start my overnight shift at the lab and while I'm not sure how easily I'll adjust to becoming fully nocturnal, and not sure if I'll want to remain on night shift forever, I do think it's funny that my trainers so far have been gassing me up as a potential overnight supervisor if I can stick it out, and not just because I'm basically a natural at everything they're showing me but also because it will be a really funny bit for them to turn future new hires over to the pale and ethereally beautiful overnight supervisor named Carmilla who looks much younger than she actually is and works with the lab's blood samples. imagine being a new hire at a big empty overnight laboratory and your supe Carmilla adds you to her team slack channel and it's called #thralls

trinity santos was not written to be disliked, she was written to not be believed