sentientsnakeskin

Yk as much as i might personally dislike them, i am very glad that characters like shauna shipman and misty quigley have diehard fans. Its good to know that women can be devastatingly evil and still have defenders. Hate the characters not the fanbase fr

“You can’t actually think the yellowjackets are ALL lesbians-“ i can and i do. Tai? Lesbian. Van? Lesbian. Melissa? Lesbian. Shauna? Lesbian. Natalie? Lesbian. Jackie? Lesbian. Lottie? Lesbian. Misty, Mari, Laura Lee, Kristen, Akilah, Hannah, Gen, Britt, Robin, lesbians. Travis? Thats just a butch lesbian. The wilderness? A lesbian. Matter of fact, the (wo)man with no eyes is looking awfully lesbian right now. The only one who isn’t a lesbian is ben

I think lottie genuinely hibernated all winter with how much that girl was asleep or knocked out. Which is crazy in contrast with Nat because i don’t actually think we’ve seen her asleep since season 1

So Akilah has at least one older sister and is implied to have more than one older sister given that when talking about her nephew with Taissa in s2 she said her oldEST sister has a son. I really want to see that sister relationship in s4 actually because i do need to edit them to a gigi perez song

I hate the lottienat has no scenes rhetoric more than anything else in the world. Like you could have had a real reason you don’t like the ship (which i would at least respect) but instead you’ve chosen your smoking gun to be a statement that’s first off completely untrue but also totally irrelevant because this is yellowjackets and we’re genuinely shipping characters that don’t even know who each other are

I think everyone should work in customer service for minimum 6 months, preferably in a fast food chain or restaurant. Not only does it teach you to be a decent human being to service workers and the general population, it also permanently integrates the phrases “behind” and “heard” into your daily vocabulary, which is just efficient phrasing.

Jackie and mari met up in the afterlife and gem fused to be jointly reborn as callie just to fuck with shauna. It’s true i died for 2 minutes and laura lee told me so. She also said she and lottie kissed on the mouth. Checkmate liberal

Lottienat always real because the first instance of someone calling the wilderness an “it” didn’t come from Lottie it came from the dream Natalie had about her father in episode four. Lottie didn’t call the wilderness an “it” until the seance possession scene in the attic. Which means the first person to actually connect to “the wilderness” wasn’t Lottie, it was Natalie. No wonder she’s it’s favorite

“Tai can’t be final girl because Shauna’s so ruthless!!” “Tai can’t be final girl because Shauna’s so powerful!!” “Tai can’t be final girl because Shauna-“ Taissa Audrey Turner beat the actual SHIT out of a WOLF with an AXE in season ONE. Taissa MOTHERFUCKING Turner gave Shauna ONE LOOK in season 3 and that bitch backed down like a dog with its tail between its legs. Taissa THE GOAT Turner has a literal vengeful evil murderous other self in her head that she’s been battling the entirety of the show and the first thing they have EVER agreed on is that Shauna’s bitchass has to die. And the two of them are now in an alliance with fucking mysterious fentanyl quigley over here in the corner. Shauna is one hundred percent toast are we for real

I have such high hopes of ghost mari returning for season four bc with the way alexa barajas hangs around the cast still even though mari died i think she’d do it for free