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Lottienat always real because the first instance of someone calling the wilderness an “it” didn’t come from Lottie it came from the dream Natalie had about her father in episode four. Lottie didn’t call the wilderness an “it” until the seance possession scene in the attic. Which means the first person to actually connect to “the wilderness” wasn’t Lottie, it was Natalie. No wonder she’s it’s favorite

“Tai can’t be final girl because Shauna’s so ruthless!!” “Tai can’t be final girl because Shauna’s so powerful!!” “Tai can’t be final girl because Shauna-“ Taissa Audrey Turner beat the actual SHIT out of a WOLF with an AXE in season ONE. Taissa MOTHERFUCKING Turner gave Shauna ONE LOOK in season 3 and that bitch backed down like a dog with its tail between its legs. Taissa THE GOAT Turner has a literal vengeful evil murderous other self in her head that she’s been battling the entirety of the show and the first thing they have EVER agreed on is that Shauna’s bitchass has to die. And the two of them are now in an alliance with fucking mysterious fentanyl quigley over here in the corner. Shauna is one hundred percent toast are we for real

I have such high hopes of ghost mari returning for season four bc with the way alexa barajas hangs around the cast still even though mari died i think she’d do it for free

Tai and Van acting all closeted in the woods for like a portion of season 1 was genuinely the funniest thing ever like everyone is either gay or already knew girl. Ben saw yall making out nat has the sharpest gaydar in the world jackie and shauna are in a situationship and don’t think you’re slick gayissa turner we all saw you slap lottie’s ass in the pilot. The only one who didn’t know is mari and she’s so dumb she fell in the same pit twice yall were NOT subtle

*old ass man voice* i remember when ronance was a rarepair and their ship name was robinancy

Everytime i see someone use that one clip of jackie holding the gun for like .2 seconds for a badass edit of her i snicker cause it makes her look so final girl but in reality jackshit floplor over here was genuinely scoring negative points in the hunting prowess games like shauna did better than her and she wasn’t even at tryouts all she did was talk shit in her diary with her glitter gel pen

“Ronance isn’t canon” um actually i was robin buckley in a past life and she told me through the avatar state that she and nancy kissed so what now

I’ll never stop thinking about how in season 3 nancy was faced with sexism that she faced head on and was then told by jonathan to just suck it up because this is how the real world was so she did and her natural course of action for the penthurst scheme was to blend in, dress up and suck up all the insults thrown her way and robin was the one who showed her other approaches work as well and yk what? Nancy never took shit from a man again AMEN

Idk something poetic about lottie expressing outward doubt in the wilderness for the first time (questioning its goodness after finding out about javi’s death) versus natalie expressing outward belief in the wilderness for the first time after the same event (telling travis the wilderness chose). They’re so two sides of the same coin