Itâs a miracle Rogue didnât go full-on villain her first summer
A little (true) story: I have a big extended family and friends circle. And all the little ones are reaching the point where they can run, jump and climb.
But theyâre still young enough that they have the self preservation skills of a watermelon. đ
So Iâve spend the last two months clearing my property of brush which is, in short, every vine that has the word âpoisonâ in its name or thorns big enough to stick a pig.
This requires neck down coverage and heavy thick gloves. All while slowly steaming to death in this heat, this humidity. So on a very personal note I can attestâŚ
Itâs a goddamn miracle Rogue didnât go full scorched earth in this heat.
Never have I been so angry at life in general.
But since I believe in silver linings, hereâs a few things I learned that yâall can use for writing about our gal:
1) Wrist rash. Palms sweat and the skin on your wrist is sensitive. It doesnât take much for your wrists to turn raw and start to bleed.
2) Blisters. You can get blisters and calluses from sweat damp fabricâŚespecially from the seams of the gloves. Just trust me on this one. đŠš
3) Thirst. Rogue drinks water by the liter. She has an armada of tumblersâYeti, Stanley, you name it. You step outside in this heat and everything under your clothes start to sweat. You got to replace that somehow.
4) Bathing. Youâre showering at least once a day (sometimes more) and changing your clothes every time youâre outside for more than a hour. Cotton, linen, and natural fibers help but itâs not enough.
5) Cold sensitive. Rogue is super cold sensitive. It took less than four weeks of working in this heat for me to become sensitive to AC. Iâve read a lot of stories about Rogue wearing little and less in her own room. I donât doubt sheâs got a lot of pretty, little lacy things, but she keeps a robe or a cardigan nearby.
6) Last oneâand the most seriousâHeat stroke. It comes up subtle but fast. You donât know itâs creeping up. One minute youâre just hot and the next youâre dizzy, your heart is going too fast, and you canât talk. Rogue might be invulnerable, but more than once sheâs landed her tail in the Med Bay for over doing it in the heat.