Worm Gutz

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

Well as a "fan" I would be "serviced" by some THEMES AND MOTIFS #themesandmotifs #artwithmeaning

happy fuck a fat man friday

Some of y’all transmen get really down on ourselves for being chubby or fat but like FAT MEN ARE GREAT!!! Especially if ur hairy. If ur a fat man I suggest you also get very hairy. Just look at CaseOh. He’s the PEAK of masculinity. Everybody simping over that man. I don’t even like super masculine men and I’m simping over him and other hairy fat men. A hairy buff man? Hell no, gross. A hairy fat man? Hell yes. Bring. Me. That. Man. BE BIG!!! BE A BIG MAN!!! BE A BIG FAT HAIRY HANDSOME MAN!!!!

Oh my god i need to change my life NOW i need to be something else i CAN'T keep living like this (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Sits there) (Does nothing) (Doesn't move) (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Does nothing)

tumblr angels do not support ICE btw 🩷🪽

tumblr demons don't support ICE either ✨

tumblr fallen angels DOES not support ICE too

vampires DO NOT SUPPORT ICE

Vultures DO NOT support ice.

Dinosaurs DO NOT support ICE

Wolfdogs DO NOT support ICE

Hyenas DO NOT support ICE

Werewolves DON'T support ICE.

Tigers DO NOT support ICE

Merfolk DO NOT support ICE

Unicorns DO NOT support ICE

Dragons DO NOT support ICE

Eldrich deities DO NOT support ICE

men DO NOT support ICE ok?

EUCLYDIANS DO NOT SUPPORT ICE !!!!

Caribou do not support ICE!!

Canines of any kind DO NOT support ICE

magical girls and plurals and jirais and menheras DO NOT support ice.

Renny & Reddison do NOT support ice or anything connected to it ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Hedgehogs do not support ICE

Ethan Winters does not support ice

Lord Heisenberg does not support ice

Miss Julie Kirn does not support ice.

moon children simply ignore ICE

Angels-in-training do NOT support ICE!!!!

Gals do NOT support ICE!!!!

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

Crimes

Faggotry

WORLD DOMINATION

Psychic powers but im a rat

I’m a hedgehog

supernova?? lmfao i go boom fuck yall booooom

Insulting everyone

Beimg a funny insect with a whipped cream spray

cheese company idk

i need to know if i am the coat or all 12 of the toads

silliness

being doomed by the narrative i guess

fucking. uhm. pokemon evolution or something

oh….Op joke charterer :T

creeturing

Burger king

I CONTROL THE STARS, THE OCEANS, AND ONE SPECIFIC SPECIES OF BIRD

Controlling and destroying (sun) light with my hands

i can control any and all rocks

shit wait that’s a good one, i control the speed at which the earth moves

…alcohol????

Can break people’s organs

Twisted love or incredible mischaracterization lmao

HEAVENLY COOL STAR POWERS HELL YEAH

Thievery

Murder. But ✨✨bug✨✨

Beans. No context, just beans.

can turn into a fox i guess? or i’m just a fox, lol :D

i have the power to hit people with clarinets

I can summon 36 fellow alterhumans at will

I have the power to kiss the greek mythology hero Achilles I guess? A pretty good power imo.

uhh my name is jane and i can doodle

Unlimited supply of glitter glue, I think

Being able to transition memories/thoughts from my brain to yours, but only positive ones.

I guess I’m a dragon now. Made of purple crystal. Cool

im clearly a villain, that destroys worlds i guess ????

Spear guy! Who’s also skeleton themed I guess

No one knows I suppose

Am I just,, light?? Or am I able to control it???

I rule a kingdom of cats it seems

having a good name

Lust….and gay power

Being literal satan

flying to space

plant

Squirming my shi

I really, really like this!!