#caseoh

POV: You're a cashier in a (not so) convenient store.

(Possible AU? 👀)

10/10 disguises. They wouldn't know what hittem

Part 2 of my Lamb and Goat talking to their crowns like a Caseoh chat

Where are my trans Sir Crocodile truthers at? 🐊 That mug was a gift from Ivankov, probably.

Based off of this:

if you’ve watched or played any resident evil games, could you by chance write platonic yandere leon x reader 🙏🙏 i don’t mind if it’s 50 year old back problem leon or baby face rookie 20 year old leon 🤑

and for scenario, go with whatever u feel is best 🔥🔥🔥🔥 as long as it isn’t the same things as most of the (very scarce) platonic yandere leon content i’ve seen

I've got you covered! I watched a bunch of cool edits and then a really long lore video but I haven't played any of the games so hopefully this is accurate! I watched some gameplay from one of the games ages ago too. I'm kinda going off of vibes with this blurb since I love old man Leon. This is a little silly goofy because I think I'm funny and can't change who I am. 😔

You wake up screaming.

The door to your room slams open. Leon charges in and rushes to your side. He had taken you in after finding you on his latest mission. You were locked in a room surrounded by zombies when he found you and he had eliminated the threat before bringing you home with him. He had always wanted a child and he considers himself as the luckiest man in the world to have gotten you. He quickly checks you over before picking you up and cradling you in his arms.

You snuggle up to him, shivering with both cold and fear. He gently began rubbing your back, cooing softly at you as he tried to soothe you. He wouldn't ever let you go. You were too perfect for him. You were so well behaved (and afraid of going outside) that you never even thought of leaving him. He gently rocks you back and forth for a bit before carefully laying down with you, making sure that you're properly wrapped up in both his arms and your blankets.

You cling to him, though you seem much less afraid with him there to cuddle you. Leon loves that you see him as your protector. You never correct him when he refers to himself as your dad and never stop him from taking care of you. Rationally, he knows that you're too traumatized to be doing much but he pushes that out of his mind, instead focusing his energy on nurturing and loving you.

He plants a kiss on the top of your head as he begins to rub soothing circles into your scalp. He wipes away your tears and holds you against him. You can feel his body heat seeping into you and relaxing your tense muscles. He keeps holding you until your hiccuping sobs turn to quiet sniffle and your tears stop soaking his shirt. Once you're not bawling your eyes out anymore, he decides that it's time to speak. Talking about your nightmares never seems to help but distracting you from whatever upset you does.

"Let Dad think of something silly to distract you, yeah? That'll help you feel better." He murmurs, still gently rubbing your back.

"Like what...?" You say, sniffling.

"You remember your Uncle Chris, right? You like Uncle Chris. What if he fell in love with the cheese at a Mexican restaurant? Ugh, what's it called?" He says, rubbing his temple as you slowly begin to calm down and he tries to think.