I'm Squiid !!

x files insane bc it’s the only procedural i can think of where sometimes the episode just ends. no resolution, no answer, literally just ‘oh well we tried’ or ‘guess we have to leave now’ and then fade to black

well, according to jonathan it was god's choice that he lost. so i guess shoutout to god for that one

ozzy having a fatal flaw that ends in his demise every time he plays is sadly very compelling, almost shakespearean. Ozzy Lusth the Tragic Hero of survivor. doomed by the narrative. telling the same story over and over again. and he can never change the ending. the tribe has spoken

“In the early days of the millennium, people would celebrate Beltane by posting pictures of dry ramen, a popular noodle dish at the time. The significance of this, however, has been lost to time. Some anthropologists theorize it was an offering of sustenance to an obscure god named Justin, so that he could complete his mythological world tour and thus keep the natural balance of the cosmos for another year.”

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded

imagine your last memory of earth being violent imagine the last human touch u remember being someone pushing u to the ground imagine the last time u feel the sun on ur face or dirt under ur hands is when ur clawing at the ground desperate and terrified to stay on earth ryland grace if i think about u too long i feel physically SICK

watching through breaking bad for the first time after watching this countless times and finding the source of every sound in this video was maybe the best possible tv watching experience I could have ever had