i'm just squidding around

Yes YES The horse is out

the most annoying people are the ones who just reply "no 💖" to recovery/self-improvement posts

ill never forgive you guys for reblogging the version without the wet box addition now there's edgelords in my notes and nobody gets to hear about the wet box

Women fear me, fish want me

At last, the blow fish.

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

Every day, against my will, the LOTR fandom makes posts.

We getses tagged teamed by the precious hunky orcses boys til we’re wrung out like a soggy dishes rag we does

Sorry that was uncalled for

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

enjoy the braaaaain scorpions

One of the Kennedys is going to have these next

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

our top scientists are hard at work finding new forms of t4t nasty style fucking

our bottom scientists are. hm. well. theyre contributing too 👍