HomoSuperior

imagine you are fifteen years old taking your little sister to the grocery store because your dad is busy and your grandmother is old and you need food. as you turn a corner you accidentally ram your shopping cart into God with a capital G and he promises to show you the world you’ve never seen from inside the ten square miles of your hometown in exchange for your company. you hate the risk but your demigod sister has untapped potential and an unrelenting determination to get ghost, so you follow God with a capital G through heaven and hell and back. God with a capital G is twelve and wiser than even your grandmother and treats everything like a game and he’s your brother now and suddenly you would (and have and will) kill and die for him. your first love becomes a different god and you add her name to the list of things (your childhood, your vulnerability, your parents, your safety) you don’t have the time to grieve right now (or ever) and you become a man on foreign soil and your dad isn’t there to see it. you are fifteen and God with a capital G’s best friend and your little sister– sisters, now– are the most powerful demigods on the planet and you are the only one keeping three divine tweens focused on saving the world and you are still not allowed to say fuck.

i’m not proud of how long it took me to figure out that this was talking about ATLA

In this analogy God-with-a-capital-G almost dies from electrocution and also you break your girlfriend and your dad out of prison and you’re still not allowed to say fuck

sorry for trying to kill and murder you its just that my laundry wasnt dry even though i put it in for a full cycle and it sent me into an apoplectic haze :/ you know how it is

what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

happy birthday to the only video game ever

no reason?? you were straight up inspired by God

i can’t believe this little shit has a completely armored back and then sleeps belly up just to dare predators to fuck with it

@liquid-geodes

??????? JARED 25 ??????

is this stitch’s girlfriend somehow edited over princess tiana’s frog body? i’m actually going to pass out

she’s your therapist and she’s trying to help you bitch