miming

your turn to die / kimi ga shine / whatever its called ruined our lives so we’re coping with memes

Zim wiki: One of the reasons was the episode where Zim visibly stole and regurgitated human organs-

Me: Makes sense, that was kind of gross.

Zim wiki: -because that episode was cited by a serial killer during his trial as a source of inspiration for his kills.

Me:

DO! NOT! DONATE! TO! AMAZON! CONSERVATION! NGOs! DO NOT!

they don’t act on the root of the problem, they don’t mitigate the effects of deforestation, they do have limited action and they don’t help conserve the forest land outside their very small grounds besides doing little to nothing to help the people who actually live in the amazon and conserve it on a daily basis

DONATE TO THE INDIGENOUS MOVEMENTS INSTEAD

Autistic and ADHD people:

me: Ah fuck. I think it might be 792.....4?

me: Actually no I think it starts with a 2.

me:

my boss: Wait, what?

me: Yeah, like they had knives and shit and it was kind of stressful so I just told them that my contact’s name was David Johnson. Really sorry about that.

boss: We don’t have a David Johnson working for us. Are you thinking of James?

me: 

Enemy 2: We got nothing. All they did was ramble on about their childhood trauma for two hours.

Enemy 1: Hmm. maybe lower the dose of the truth serum next time.