ello my chookies

i only get out of bed because i know its what naruto would want me to do

i just learned about the official english version of Racing into the Night and i am so fucking baffled, i've never seen anyone do anything like this, what the FUCK

they translated??? the entire song??? so that if you aren't paying attention??? it still sounds like the original Japanese??? they tried to match the phonetics as close as they possibly could??????? so that listening to it, it literally feels like a soramimi of the original. what the fuck why huh what huh

you know i've been listening to japanese music and translyrics of said music for most of my life and somehow the idea that internal rhyming is just easier is something that's never occurred to me? I was always wondering why my lyrics just don't flow nearly as well as the songs that inspired me, and i always figured it was just like. Due to syllabic count differences, but this makes so so so much sense.

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.