ello my chookies

i only get out of bed because i know its what naruto would want me to do

aw man skeletons can't wear cock cages

Imagine being a mother in the Pokémon universe and your kid comes home with a gardevoir. Like.... hey now....

i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.