SPUN.IRISH.King

just chillin loving life

so no drama

Shoutout to addicts who don’t steal/rob

Shoutout to addicts who share when times get tight

Shoutout to addicts who don’t provide minors with hard drugs

Shoutout to addicts who deal not to get rich off everybody’s problem but to keep product on the streets and in circulation

Shoutout to addicts who protect their intoxicated friends from potential predators

Shutout to addicts that will not sellout their friends or connects when the cops come knocking

Angel, Baby

You’re like a vacation,

when I dream of you

I spin out of control,

up above the world

Into a surreal,

heaven in a slow twirl

There, my angel, we will dance

Yours in mine, hand in hand

Amongst the stars and in the spotlight of the moon

Maybe we have met too early,

Perhaps too soon

Because, I’m petrified in the presence of you

I get lost for words and I..

Cannot seem to make The Move

So I wait days in and days out

And then days turn to months, and now

It has been a year

Since I have lingered in the fantasy

Where you pull me close and kiss me

Because it chases away my fear

Of living a life alone

With the feeling that something is missing

Then the glow around me dims

As my feet come down to Earth

And as I snap back into reality

With hope replacing the hurt.

Let’s set the Ambiance with

Nice & Slow by Usher *in the background*

CUNNILINGUS. (Cool ass word for Eating Pussy)

Cunnilingus is a performance art.  It’s the process of making love to pussy with your mouth and tongue. Great way to make her feel admired and appreciated.

“78 percent of a woman’s pleasure is about yearning" 

It’s a map to this that you should follow, you can always take a short cut, or dive face first in the pussy, but I heard somewhere “78 percent of a woman’s pleasure is about yearning” and that sounds true so I’m going to go with that. So build up anticipation

The Build Up

Forehead -Kiss that. 

Nose - *I got your nose grab* (I’m joking, don’t do that unless she’s into goofy shit), 

Lips (Face) - Bite & Kiss that (quick lil bite on the bottom one mixed with some slow kissing), 

Neck - Kissing, Biting, Sucking

Boobs - Suck,Kiss snd Lick That (Should’ve done this since you first got her naked)

Belly Button - Kiss that too.

Inner Thigh - Bite, Lick, Kiss, Bite, Lick, Kiss

Pelvic Bone - Kiss  

Pubic Bone - Kiss

Pussy is finger food.

My mother always told me “Cut your nails. girls wouldn’t let you touch them if your nails are long.” She was telling me this since I was a youth and I didn’t fully understand what she meant by this until I “Started touching girls.”

So Make sure yo nails short and clean, fam. because Pussy is finger food and you should be using your fingers often actually your hands in general.

The Lips

Use your tongue on her pussy lips. Split her inner and outer pussy lips and run your tongue around there then move on to the Clit.

Clitoris - (aka the most important and most neglected part of the vagina.)

Find her clit and start the show. The Clit is that small knob of pink flesh and you’ll find this at the top of the vagina. This is the headquarters of pleasure this is where you want to focus on. This is like the female version of a dick head, it causes them to Orgasm which is a big deal. Clits come in various shapes, sizes, and sensitivities. It’s like a lecture hall class of nerves. Start off soft and slow in the beginning, all clits are fond of that.Pay attention to her reactions. Slow down when she’s convulsing and don’t stop stop when she start Draking “oh my god, oh my god, I’m bout to cum this heaven” Rub the clit like you’re doing crossovers in 2k. (Gently)

You want to lick her clit like your shooting Free throws in NBA 2K. Up and Down and you can do side to side eventual you’ll want to do 360 motions. You should put the whole clit in your mouth without your teeth getting in the way, NEVER EVER USE TEETH.

“Lick her Pussy like you’re doing crossovers in 2K.”

G Spot

It’s at the roof of the Vagina. Get your Index and Middle finger in there and make like a come here motion in it. Start off slow then move faster.

What To Say?

Tell her how good she tastes.

How beautiful her pussy is.

How wet she is.

How good she smell.

Multitask 

Now you do all the above in different combinations at the same time.

DON’T

DON’T BITE THE CLIT

DON’T TUG ON THE CLIT

DON’T BITE THE PUSSY

In All Actuality 

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