to indeed be a fool

a very important matter what was the first song in 2022 you listened to

i have never done anything wrong in my life. who are you.

like imagine being the people whose house he stood at and then a couple decades later hearing that the motherfucker who shat out of your window on your peaches just helped liberate cuba

“gave up all my pain to the night and blackness beyond” is a great way to say “did a big shit”

i truly cannot believe someone accused mitski of keeping them as a child sex slave (that her dad BOUGHT FOR HER AS A HS GRADUATION GIFT) in her SUNY purchase dorm as like a 19 year old and not only did y’all buy that shit but also had the fucking nerve to lecture people for “celebrity worship” as though this moderately famous indie singer was kylie jenner or something all the while said person keep creating a more and more fucking ridiculous story which included a claim of suffering from stroke-level brain damage and memory loss from being pistol whipped and assassination attempts from their family members AND working with the FBI to expose their parents.....and then deleted and y’all were like “well leave them alone this is a normal response to some other trauma” ???????????????????????

i literally have to romanticize almost everything or else i get sad

mutuals since tumblr banned cock and areolas

God I for sure hope that the next CAH deck they're coming out with will include this black card

online university is just *hasn’t been outside in three days* *absolute lack of spatial and temporal awareness* *tiktok break* *opens an email and forgets to respond* *pyjamas all day every day* *paces around room* *hopes your prof just thinks you’re in a different timezone when you submit an assignment at 4am* *unlimited tea* *bathroom breaks every hour* *no clear divide between free time and school* *looks out window longingly*