C'est quoi ce bordel?

when cats sniff u they are saying smello

also i know he was a joke gimmick character but Allan was genuinely the most intriguing character in that movie to me from a gender standpoint- he’s existing outside of the barbie/ken binary but not necessarily in an eye-catching or interesting way; adjacent to ken but not quite ken enough to be a ken and definitely not a barbie but ends up grouped with the barbies when the kens take over; non-conforming and subversive but not really in a cool way like weird barbie. basically the point here is that michael cera is good at portraying vaguely transgender discomfort and i wish there was more allan in that movie for my own personal sake

womens necks are so kissable bro

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

Forwarding for y'all lesbians and bi women out there. You’re welcome

i forgot how to breathe for a moment

I like spending time w people who visibly enjoy spending time w me too

ah yes the classic lesbian dilemma: do i want to look like her, do i want to date her, or do i want to throw bricks at fascists with her ?

shocked and betrayed.

Sound ON

@thedeadmemereturns

wait for it

Worth the wait

*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired