come down and give your best Alex Albon/George Russell, George Russell/Toto Wolff | 7.8k | Mature
He’d like to say his first impulse was to assess the situation, to at least attempt to understand how he wound up in George’s body. He’d like to say he immediately started trying to find George’s phone, his own contact, to confirm whether the two of them were in the same predicament. He’d like to say he attempted to afford George some modesty, or as much modesty as George is ever interested in being afforded, to at least remedy the state of undress that clearly hadn’t been meant for Alex’s eyes. Alas, the first thing he does in George’s body is stand there in the mirror and slap his own arse.
Galex body swap! Thank you to these lovely anons for giving me this idea, and to my sweet angels @ctimenefic for beta-ing, @onadarklingplain for patiently helping me along as I made sense of this brainworm (and for divine George/Toto inspiration), and @thepoetsarejust for letting me borrow your dick size headcanons even though I made shamefully little use of them. A smooch for you all 💙🩵
