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Me when my homemade [Maltodextrins, Preservative (282), Dextrose, Emulsifiers (471, 472c), Food Acid (270), Antioxidant (304), Inverted Sugar, Emulsifiers (322, 471), Acidity Regulators (260, 262), Bread Improver (Flour Treatment Agent (516, 300, 920), Emulsifiers (481, 472e), Anti-Caking Agent (170))]-less bread goes stale after one day: i am horrible baker, yeast is scared of me, convicts would refuse my meals :((

"if you don't want me at my worst you can't have me at my best" but it's me hiding my good grades from my parents cause i wanted to know if they'd still like me if i'm lowkey an academic flop

victor desperately looking for a cure for dying every second day while mitch hopelessly tries to homeschool sydney while sydney tries to increase her resurrection power so she can bring her sister back from the dead - domestic fluff amirite

something about doors is so magical like stories with doors leading to magical secret places or hidden world is SO GOOD like the chronicles of narnia, alice in wonderland, the starless sea, the ten thousand doors of january, daughter of smoke and bone, coraline, barbie and the secret door, monsters inc, the secret garden I Just LOVE DOORS

jacks please finish your apple before littering challenge 2k21

sometimes selfcare is gardening without gloves to feel one with the earth and then accidentally grabbing a fistful of worms

the only valid toxic ya relationship is jurdan cause every toxic thing they've done was a direct result of them both being equally dumb and angry

for someone this touch averse and unable to be comforted by other people's words, I sure do have a lot of nerve being touch starved and constantly seeking reassurance

the ideal body type is celestial

every day i have to wake up and live with the knowledge that the infamous wizard howl jenkins pendragon is a rugby-playing welsh man named howell who uses magic to make video games for his nephew