Yikes! the Musical

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

Watching local non commentary daytime news broadcasts is like McDonald’s has new soda flavors. They invented a device that helps some disabled people with motor issues play the guitar. There’s been a major setback in the history of the voting rights act today thanks to the Supreme Court. There’s going to be a beer night at the zoo next week.

the bad kids would have loved the running through the scientology building challenges

Why should all citizens get a certain amount of free food from the government to supplement what they can buy on their own? That’s the sort of stupid commie thing they do in *checks notes* the ancient Roman republic.

one thing I respect the hell out of is little kids lying down on the floor in public. they have had ENOUGH and are ready to go HOME and are willing to be a HUGE INCONVENIENCE about it. we can learn so much from them

im generally not a very jealous person so i am feeling lots of brand new emotions right now

i'm an expert on being jealous you can ask me anything you're confused about

how do i kill everything thats ever lived

i love the level of friendship that is "would you like early access to the porn that i'm writing"

big shout out to tumblr for being the first major site in like two years to implement an ill-advised "feature" nobody wants, likes or respects that doesn't involve AI

max has punching knuckles made out of torse's mangled golden heart. which could mean nothing.